My perusal of my Google reader today pointed out that Facebook was pushing the inanity of people looking up their names in the Urban Dictionary and then reporting the results. Given I don’t facebook (and don’t care for Lost which seems to be filling the twittersphere at the moment), I figured I’d follow the Facebook lead.

1 Daniel – This is a difficult name to define because it defies many boundaries of human perception, let alone various languages. One of the closest translations that experts give is God or many other variations of that general idea. Despite the fact that various names have been pinned to Daniel, its seems that all of the above examples (including that of God) cannot even withstand the magnitude of Daniel.

… Daniel is so powerful, it defies all laws of this or any other universe. Recent studies have shown that people who have attempted to comprehend this name have either disappeared, died spontaneously, or driven themselves into a pertinent state of insanity and/or catatonia.

One common belief is that Daniel is possibly the grounds on which everything and nothing is based. It seems to surpass the idea of infinity. Quantum physicists report that this Daniel is Everything and Nothing. It or He is said to have unexplainable connections with the String and Superstring Theories as Daniel resonates within every single layer of the multi-dimensional complex and yet still exists beyond that point which is where scientists have lost the trail. Various theologists and spiritual leaders believe that Daniel is one who is, as they say, “The Answer”. All attempts to understand this idea of Daniel have failed.

3 Daniel – word used for guys who confuse chicks beyond confuzzlement. When a guy is referred to as a Daniel, he has probably confuzzled a chick by saying that he likes her, while he also likes another girl at the same time, and does nothing about the situation.

6 Daniel – a guy you can always go to with any of your problems. He is sensitive and caring. He will try his hardest not to give up on you but sometimes he does. He’s a good guy with the best personality. even when your upset with him he can still put a smile on your face. His love is unconditional. Don’t make mistakes with him, because he’s strong enough to leave. he’s a great singer and if you’ll ask he mostly sings to you. He wants to be a musician. His ex-girlfriend is amazing and crazy at the same time, but loves him with all her heart…

I can certainly go along with the first definition! {*grin*} The third is just plain wrong – I don’t think I have ever confuzzled a chick in that manner. The sixth has some degree of truthfulness, but I’m sticking to my godhood from the primary definition. So what does the Urban Dictionary say about your name?